(Sung to the tune of “Do You Hear What I Hear?”)

Said the night cat to the drunken man

Do you see what I see? (Do you see what I see?)

Deep inside your head, drunken man

Do you see what I see? (Do you see what I see?)

Orenthal leering in the night

He’s so creepy, oh what a sight

He’s so creepy, oh what a sight

Said the drunken man to the garbage can

Do you hear what I hear? (Do you hear what I hear?)

Bincenzo is your name, garbage can

Do you hear what I hear? (Do you hear what I hear?)

My thinking brain saying something sane,

And Orenthal gleeful and deranged

And Orenthal gleeful and deranged

Said the garbage can to the science man

Do you know what I know? (Do you know what I know?)

You didn’t know, science man

Do you know what I know? (Do you know what I know?)

Orenthal shivers unbeknown,

Let us bring him more alcohol

Let us bring him more alcohol

Said (the) scientist to the people everywhere

Listen to what I say! (Listen to what I say!)

Two brains (TWO BRAINS) in our heads, everywhere

Listen to what I say! (Listen to what I say!)

Orenthal awakens in the night

He will bring us weirdness and delight

He will bring us weirdness and delight

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